- So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me.
- Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
- Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
- I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.
- I don't pretend to understand the universe — it's much bigger than I am.
- Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
And my favorite :
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like
two hours … that's relativity!"

