NEWTON

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They
decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and
then start searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...
Newton
just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100.....
... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front....... .
 
 
Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."
Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not
Newton......"
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared..... That makes me Newton per meter
squared..... . Since one Newton per meter squared is
one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is
OUT.......! ,_