One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their father did for a living All the typical answer came up – businessman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth………
How ever the little boy was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Some times, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him the whole night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly asked the other children to work on some exercises and then took the little boy aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"NOT REALLY," the boy said, "He actually plays cricket for Pakistan but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of other kids."
